mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
Using Your Microscope
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
on a cold day in Storybrooke
Charming: *opens curtains* oh look guys it's mary margareting outside let's go make a mary margaret man and have a mary margaret fight
wiggletuff: i cant believe i used to think i was straight
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world